Make a sentence with these words?!?!?

"Could it get worse?" I wondered, lying on the pavement and being licked by a stray dog after wiping out on my skateboard on the way to the mall (paying more attention to my ipod than the sidewalk), suddenly noticing the stench of the unmistakable cheddar-laced breath of Leeza (aka "cheese-a") McLergahan, kneeling to give me mouth-to-mouth....................